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POSTAL Brain Damaged Secrets & Poster Locations
Poster #1: The Shovel
Secret #1: Dopefish
After completing the first tutorial, you should be out of the house but getting shot by some old veterans. Be sure to go to this brown house that is to the left in order to find your first secret.
Once you are inside, you will notice that the house is pretty much a ♥♥♥♥ house. There are 15 TOILETS that you must fill to the brim with your piss. 14 should be inside while 1 is outside close to the right of the house.
Once the game says “The sequence is complete”, return inside the home and go to the garage room where you will see an opening in the floor with the Dopefish spray. You will be rewarded with a powerful rocket/holy grenade launcher.
Poster #2: Golden Retriever
Poster #3: Burger Boy
Poster #4: Cat
Poster #5: Straight Outta Suburbia
Secret #2: Lady Dimitrescu
Return onto the street and you should see a decrepit, wooden building in the middle of some wheat down the street. Watch out for a large dog by the way.
Enter the wooden to get the meat hook shotgun which will absolutely slay your inner demons.
You will be attacked by a dog and an old man, so go upstairs after you destroy them.
You should see a yellow key at the end of the upstairs area and some boxes.
After picking up the key, crouch down near the boxes and walk into them. You should see a sexy surprise.
Enter the wooden to get the meat hook shotgun which will absolutely slay your inner demons.
You will be attacked by a dog and an old man, so go upstairs after you destroy them.
You should see a yellow key at the end of the upstairs area and some boxes.
Poster #6: Golden Retriever but Meaner
Poster #7: Not-So-Smart Pistol MK420
I will assume you went to use the yellow key, blew up the barrels, and just crossed onto the second area. At the start of the second area where you see the folks on the cliff edge, make a sharp right turn to see a dark cyan green house. Either enter through the house or go around it into the back.
The poster will be on the wall of the house along with some angry old dudes at the pool.
The poster will be on the wall of the house along with some angry old dudes at the pool.
Poster #8: Veteran
Secret #3: Liquid Nitrogen
Secret #4: Purple Portal
Go down the street where you will see a Mr. Krotchy billboard.
Continue down the tunnel and you’ll see a blue house where the blue key is stored. Be sure to grab it unless you wish to do more walking.
There is a junkyard inhabited by a few dogs and an old man, a purple portal will be in the back.
Going into it will teleport you into a house.
Continue down the tunnel and you’ll see a blue house where the blue key is stored. Be sure to grab it unless you wish to do more walking.
There is a junkyard inhabited by a few dogs and an old man, a purple portal will be in the back.
Going into it will teleport you into a house.
Poster #9: Pastel People
Poster #10: Super Hooker Shotgun
Secret #5: Hot Sauce
Okay, all you need to do is to use the blue key in the house that is going uphill. I will warn you that there will be a group of enemies that could prove challenging. Here you will learn how incredibly useful the hooking mechanic of the shotgun will be in the future.
Once you navigate through all the other stuff into the third area, you should see a yellow house near a cliff edge.
Go to the grill that’s behind the purple umbrella and look down, but don’t go off yet. You should see a glowing Hot Sauce bottle on top of a toilet on a small island. You will need to slide jump off this cliff onto that small island to get this secret. I advise you to save at this place because if you mess up, you will have to walk all the way back here.
Once you navigate through all the other stuff into the third area, you should see a yellow house near a cliff edge.
Closing Remarks
Geez this was my first guide and it took way more effort and time than I initially anticipated.
I hope that this POSTAL Brain Damaged Secrets & Poster Locations helps anyone, especially completionists, with finding the stuff for the first level.
I hope that this POSTAL Brain Damaged Secrets & Poster Locations helps anyone, especially completionists, with finding the stuff for the first level.